I can sing like Aretha when I’m alone in my minivan. I can’t stand the sight of boogers in my children’s noses, I must pick them. I’m a mom of 4 hilarious kids and wife to a firefighter. I am also a booboo kisser, waitress, half-assed housekeeper, and reunited friend. I like fireworks- not firecrackers, dirty bare feet, roasted marshmallows and subsequent s’mores, Pee-Wee and Bantam hockey, and booty shaking, whenever I get the chance even if it’s in my kitchen with the fridge door or toddlers, polka dancing, and learning the advanced polka…and run on sentences. I started this tumblr-blog because I want more people to hear about the generous people I wait on, the clever ramblings of my chatty 5 yr. old and how my 14 yr. old has a mustache.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Mondofacture: An Imperative of Tact and Judgement: A Tipoff on Tipping for the Modern Tipster
Recently, I received an in-person request from a patron of Mondofacture for a post on the subject of tipping waitstaff. By waitstaff, I mean those brave, patient souls who come by to fill your feedbag when you sit down in one of America’s fine dining establishments.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,…
Meanwhile, at the diner: Die! Die! My Darlin’!
John Hamm and Jimmy Fallon as Ace & Gary in the flesh.
This is a poster for Fighting With Babies, an upcoming web series based on those fake conversations here at The Daddy Complex… It would be rad if you fine folks felt like reblogging the shit out of this.
Happy Star Wars day, May the forth be with you.
May the 4th be with you.
This is a short film made by a local film maker here in WNY named Jason Klinger. It’s called The Empire Strikes Bank. My son Colin plays Luca an ADD Luke Skywalker type. Give it a watch!
atta boy.
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